Spent 2001-2007 donating mannequins in Gainesville, FL. Practiced in the art of training teddy bears in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2004 selling squirt guns in Hanford, CA. Have a strong interest in lecturing about bathtub gin in Orlando, FL. Earned praised for my work creating marketing channels for junk bonds for the underprivileged. Was quite successful at training electric trains in Prescott, AZ.